Dr. Zeuss.....{modern day Seuss 2012}

I love Dr. Seuss.  I think he was brilliant.  I wish I could be paid to be outlandish, since I tend to have moments where I am outlandishly brilliant. -_-

I told my sister that I had a few thoughts and ideas about it.  Firstly, it's time to step it up a notch and make sure that the stuff being written also educates children. . .

"All ball, all fall,
Fall off the wall"

I think the moral of the story is nice, but it could be more direct since we have now entered into 2012.

Here are some little diddy's I put together. I hope you enjoy.

Spot, Spot, you see a spot,
Spot, dot, it is a dot,
Dot, hot, you're feeling hot?
Go get a pad, your mum forgot

Bump, hump, lady lump;
It's time to buy a bra

See dog run, run and zip!
He yanked the leash, she slip, slip, slipped!
She slipped and so she broke her hip
Dog, run, run fast away
You will be euthanized today

THE END.