Got Milk?

I just walked by my oldest son's bedroom and heard him explaining cow's milk to his little brother... "You squeeze their little wieners and the milk comes out."

I just thought I'd educate the rest of you. The End.

Fav. Quote of the Day

" Why r people freaking out about what might be in their Taco Bell meat? Anytime I buy a meal with meat under a buck I just assume the animal was hit by a car." ~ Mark Driscoll

Go Pick Out Culuh!

Okay, here's the thing... I was wearing acrylic nails for quite a while simply because I had so many manicures going on and it felt like within the week the polish would chip. So, I'm paying $12 for chippy nails when for an xtra $2 more I can has shiny, perfect, never-chip acrylics????

So, I switched to acrylic. The nice thing about acrylic is that the first week you got them done, they are fabulous. I always have mine cut wayyyy down to look like my natural nail. Yes, Natural Nail. Very similar to John Nail, Pretty Nail, and the place I went to today- Top Nail. Just one nail... I think I've boiled it down to a science that they can only guarantee their quality work to one nail rather than all 10. Whatever.

I took my acrylics off the week before Thanksgiving because they kept needing fill ("You wan' FEEEEL?") and I had too much crap going on. So they've been pretty much jacked up every since. Then, I got a gift certificate for Christmas for 2 mani & pedi's at this place 30 mins away.

So today I went...

First of all, it was busted. And they were burning incense that made me nauseated as they proceeded with my busted nails. The lady doing my pedi had a cold and then another lady started up on my nails. I wanted a french manicure.

After being rushed out of the place, I left with a crap french manicure... I hope to upload a picture so you can stew with me. I've been going all day long trying to keep them nice because we were suppose to have professional pics done tomorrow, but I just looked down and I've already got chips! Gimme a break.

#2. My 6 year old was just watching tv and I heard him yell "Hey! I know who Justin Biber is!"

SCAWWWWWED!

My Fav. Quote of the Day

Says my 6 yr old(son) to my 4 yr old(son):

"I'm gunna punch you in the panties."

Crap, it's been 2 years.

It's been 2 years since I posted last & that is WACK. Normally, I'd be more upset but since I have no blog followers (Bollowers? Floggers?), it's not that bad.

Since I strive to be an honest person, I shall tell you this: I forgot that I even had this blog.

That's pathetic.

Soooooooooooooooooo, anyways... here I am. I find myself typing and typing and for what or whom, I do not know. I'll catch you up. Hope you brought your pillow & sleeping bag.

• Bought a house 2 years ago


• Still have 2 boys. Decided to keep them permanently, although the little one scares me sometimes.


• Adopted a mutt that my (then) 5 year old named Charlie. He's half pit, half Rhodesian Ridgeback. They are suppose to be lion killers in Africa, but so far he is afraid of our 4 lb. Ragdoll, Sophie...... speaking of which...


• Shaved Sophie last year. Yup, I sheared her hiney like you'd sheer a sheep. Charlie brought in fleas and so on, and so forth...sooner than later she was scratching and I had to put an end to that. I also bathed her about 4 times in 2 days, and she was giving me devil glares all week long. I slept with one eye open.


• My darling husband *who I ABSOLUTELLYYYYY ADDDOOOOORE*(it takes two) started up his own insurance agent thing working for a nationwide company. No, not "Nationwide" like "Nationwide is on your siiiiiide".... I just meant a company that's well-known through the states. Things are going well.


• And, I also called animal control on my neighbor about 5 or 6 times last summer because she lets her 3 dogs poop & pee in our yard. I also called again 3 weeks ago. *sigh* I dunno... it's just something about the smell of stray dog crap in my yard that I'm not so fond of...


• Also, Jadon started kindergarten this year. And that will be a blog session of it's own.

Anyway, I'll have to do this more often. I feel SO much better now that I got all that off my chest. *wink*

I'll try to do more of this.